You can build your own slice, but our lazy faves are where it’s at.








SAUCES: RED, PESTO, RICOTTA, MUSTARD, BBQ (Non-red sauces 0.89¢)

Slice $6.75

Toppings $0.89  $1.50  $2.00  $3.00 

20-Inch $30.00

Toppings $3  $5  $8  $12

Non-Red Sauce $4

30-Inch $39.75

Toppings $4  $8  $12  $16

Non-Red Sauce $5


MOST $0.89 *$1.50 **$2.00 ***$3.00


Asiago, Blue Cheese Crumbles, Cheddar, Feta, Fresh Mozzarella*, Extra Cheese, Goat*, Whipped Ricotta, Daiya Vegan**


Anchovies*, Chopped Bacon*,  BBQ Baked Chicken**, Baked Chicken**, Buffalo Baked Chicken**, Birria Beef**, Ground Beef, Crumbled Sausage*, Ham, Mojo Pork*, Pepperoni, Vegan Chicken Strips**, Vegan BBQ Chicken**

Fruits & Veggies

Artichokes, Banana Peppers, Basil, Bell Peppers, Broccoli, Capers, Cilantro, Garlic, Jalapeños, Mushrooms, Sautéed Mushrooms**, Caramelized Onions*, White Onions, Red Onions, Pickled Pink Onions, Black Olives, Roasted Red Peppers, Pickles, Pineapple, Roma Tomatoes, Sundried Tomatoes, Spinach

Dipping Sides ($.89)

Blue Cheese, Birria Jus, Marinara, Jason’s Mom, Ranch, Ranch/Jason’s Mix, Lazy Homemade Hot Honey($1.50)

Lazy Faves

Lazy Lunch $8.00

Red Slice, Fountain Drink, 11am-4pm M-F

Boxcar Willy $8.00

Slice, Pint of PBR

Cuban Slice $10.25

Mustard Base, Mojo pork, Ham, Dill Pickle Slices, Mozzarella

Meaty McMeatface $12.00

Red sauce, Birria Beef, Ground Beef, Pepperoni, Bacon, Mozzarella

Garden Grazer Slice $9.75

Red Sauce, Artichokes, Spinach, Broccoli, White Onions, Sun Dried Tomatoes Mozzarella

Treehugger $9.50

2 Toppings, Daiya Vegan Mozzarella

The Buff $10.75

Red Sauce, Blue Cheese Crumbles, Buffalo Chicken, Buffalo Sauce, Baked Ranch

Jason’s Mom’s Slice $11.00

Chicken, Sautéed Mushrooms, Caramelized Onions, Tomatoes, Baked Ranch, Baked Jason’s Mom’s Sauce

Down Home $10.25

BBQ Sauce, Chicken, Red Onions, Bacon, Mozzarella

Gluten Free $11.25

10″ Pizza, Red Sauce, Mozzarella

Ricotta, Fontina, Aged Cheese Blend, Lemon Zest, Parsley, Mozzarella, Lemon Wedge Side

Homemade Beef & Bean Chili, Cheddar & Mozzarella Cheese, Sour Cream

Homemade Hearty Vegan Chili, Cheddar & Mozzarella Cheeses, Sour Cream

Up Town Slice $11.00

Vegan BBQ Sauce, Vegan BBQ Chicken, Red Onions, Vegan Mozzarella

Cheesy Bread $7.75

Garlic, Mozzarella, Luvin’ Seasoning, 1 Dipping side, Additional Toppings $.85

Kids Combo $8.00

Red Base Cheese Slice Kiddie Cut, Apple Juice



Classic $10.50

1 Topping, Mozzarella, Ricotta, Served with Marinara Sauce

Veggie $10.50

Onions, Peppers, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Ranch, Asiago, Mozzarella

Hawaiian  $11.25

Mojo Pork, Ham, Pineapple, Bacon, Jason’s Mom’s Sauce, Mozzarella

Birria Beef $11.50

Cilantro, White Onions, Slow Simmered Pulled Beef, Feta, Pickled Pink Onions, Red Sauce,  Mozzarella, Includes Birria Jus Dipping Side


SMALL $6.50, LARGE $10.50


Romaine Lettuce, Roma Tomatoes, Red Onions, Cucumbers, Roasted Red Peppers, Pepperoncini, Feta, Olives, Homemade Greek Dressing

Brussels & Broccoli

Roasted-Chilled & Chopped. Dates, Pecorino, Toasted Cashews, tossed in Homemade Maple-Mustard Vinaigrette

Artisan Greens, Toasted Barley, Grape Tomatoes, Pickled Beets and Goat Cheese tossed in Homemade Balsamic Vinaigrette


Romaine Lettuce, Croutons, Asiago, Homemade Caesar Dressing


CUP $6.50

Vine-ripened tomaotes simmered in homemade broth with fresh basil, Parmesan and a dash of cream

Beef & Kidney beans stewed with vine-ripe tomatoes and a hefty medley of chili spices. Garnished with cheddar cheese

Zucchini, Squash and a medley of beans simmered with mild chili spices


Blondie  $4.95

Browned Butter, Butterscotch, Semi Sweet Chocolate

S’mores 12″ Desert Pizza  $12.00

Nutella Ganache, Marshmallow Fluff, Graham Cracker Crumble, Powdered Sugar